Konnichiwa, minna-san!

Watashi no namae James Padfoot.

Okay, even without basic Japanese, I'm sure ya'll understand that. But yeah, here I am. I write this fic called Falling With No End In Sight (man, I love his lyrics!) and it is fairly decent, if I say so myself.

But I have to say, if you want a nice, long, fantastic, amazing fic to read, look for Dreamertash's Feet First. She'll blow you away. (In a totally non-sexual way, kthx.)

Which reminds me... how come no birthdate verification was required? *blinks* And will each rating group have it's own forum? I have a ton of other questions... I reckon I'll go post it in the appropriate forum later. *nods*

For now, I leave ya'll with a whole lot of Dave... (And some Mavid, because we all know Mavid is <3)


Thanks to Desi and Sarah for giving them these mavebrellas! (That's MJ, btw)



This is when Carly brought the Mavid crest over to show Dave.
Carly: To protect and serve, that's too funny!
Dave: That's RIGHT! (Picture and recount courtesy of flyboys)


Picture by abeelscookie. This is too beautiful to be captioned.

OH, OH, and because I couldn't resist grunge!David:



Grungedaveftw!


Hehe bb, Sharpie much?


All those high school pics we never wanted anyone to find..


Mine. *tugs possesively* *looks around* Uh.. that you David? No, I'm not scary, I promise.

Watch the wet cookie.............

Uhuh... an old hat at this...

Do ya'll still remember your names?

One last one, for good measure:

TEH DAVID FLASHES AT YUU!!!!!


*waves to all who still breathe*

*giggles* I love you Kavi!

Lol, ILY2 Alex. And how the blinking hell did you get 23 posts so fast? Lol.

Ohohoh andandand *blinks* Damnit, I forgot what I wanted to say. That man is just sooooo purdy to look at. Such pretty skin. He should do like... a L'Oreal add.

*David flips hair and turns*: Because I'm worth it.

I had Tom post my story. And I've been running around like a mad man trying to welcome Robin and say hi.

*goes back to looking at Cookie and Pentax cameras*

I SERIOUSLY need to follow rule #2 when reading your posts from now on Kavi ..

Ohwell, monitor needed cleaning anyway ...

L'Oreal....OMFG Kavi! *snort* That was PERFECT!

And you're too kind by far.... Everyone MUST read her fic.... when she posts and UPDATES it,

<3 You!

Christine, honestly, I should just tattoo Rule #2 on my forehead so that everyone will be reminded or something... I mean, how hard is it too follow?

...*looks at all the sprayed monitors and sighs*... Quite, apparently.



Lol Robin, I just know when to bow to a skill greater than my own. But lol, I always welcome new readers, and teehee, yes, now that we're getting settled, it'll be up.

And just for ya'll...

LMAO at the icon, KN! Snape... so purdy. Hahaha.

hehe, Kavi, I love you. You crack me up. The L'Oreal commercial...omg, I would DIE!



*gigglesnort*

*sniggles* He is, non? I had a thing for Snape. I mean, I'd shampoo him first, but I loved his snarky sarcasm. And I believed in him from the end of Book 1 right till the epilogue, though I had to push down bile at 'Albus Severus'.... that's just asking for the kid to be bullied.





Lol... *snorts* You know Sarah, it won't be long before a company approaches him to be their spoke person.. The man has skin too beautiful to be ignored.

Quick Hello! You still crack me up

*COUGH* David + Debeers Diamonds = HOT

Yeah, go read Diamonds are a Rock Star's Best Bling. Trust me. Do it.

Hey Bratz! Lol, I have no comment on the cracking up. I'm not even sure it's good to be cracking people. I'm not gonna say anymore till I have a lawyer in the room




AHA, I was thinking of that when I said it. I read that on IOL. Hothot. And Spikedoll's 'ad banner'? Oh god. Imagine if someone really did that... Skechers is all nice and good... but... if the man did bling... or... perfume. Yeah, perfume. Or... JEANS! HELL YES. Gives me more reason to stare at his... um... to stare at him, period.

Oh lord. Jeans. Or what about a....*gulp* Gap ad.....

*dies at the thought*

*spazzes* OMG Sarah!!!!!!jhvngvkjfhdfnbvfjb woman!
ihvuifhgkjfngnbkdgfjbi

fmbjdgnbujb

crhistbjvmkjnjtg...

btbyr

*slack jawed* THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, SARAH!

*squeezes brain* Oh god. Pitching tent GAP. iosfugbuthvhjtenbv 643541837jfnbjdgfnbv

Come on Kavi, think of your happy place... happy place... oh no. My happy place is now in a place where other things are happy too. Sexy other happy things. wifvuivbvjtrevnu

Sarah, you've ruined me!

Come on, distract yourself, Kavi!

Oh I know! Hah. I just posted a HP fic in the 'other' fic section. Yes. Yup. Magic wands.

Oh noes. Wands. Someone just shoot me now, please.

5 minutes later, ETA: Sarah, I.hate.you.

KAVI....omg, girlfriend you crack my shit up. I about spit water at the screen when I read that. Must. Remember. Rule. 2!

And the thought of pitching tents in boxer briefs kills me dead too. I just had to share it though. Remember rule 1?

*is a laughing, melting puddle of goo. Which is kinda weird if you think about it, because then the pile of goo is laughing. Which is really disturbing.*

Just like you, to turn the rules on me by using Rule #1!



Hun, you have no idea.

*twitch*

You love me.

And yes I do. Ever since I mentioned it, that image of him in boxer briefs shirtless has invaded my mind and WONT go away. Yeah, I'm really getting stuff done at work today....

Tell me about it.

Now I don't know if it's the same for you or not, but did you hear how Warner Bros (that's right, isn't it?) is moving back the release date for Half Blood Prince? I'm slightly disappointed because I was looking forward to seeing it within this year. Now I have to wait.

Terrible.

Sarah, you're not helping any! image of him in boxer briefs shirtless... How in the flucky am I supposed to recover?! Plus Alex didn't help... Exhibit A:

msulawchik18 (01:38:02): the shrinking pants was uncalled for. and he shrunk them because guys dont know to not dry jeans all the way
msulawchik18 (01:38:52): tom asked me about a month ago why his were shorter. i measured his height. not taller. i asked if he dried them all the way. yep.
msulawchik18 (01:39:03): denim shrinks
James Kenren P (01:40:12): *snorts* david freaking cook doesnt do his own laundry
James Kenren P (01:40:18): esp not on tour
msulawchik18 (01:41:04): well, some man did them. and they probably stretched out once the anaconda got in them
msulawchik18 (01:41:10): *smirks*
msulawchik18 (01:42:59): dammit that backfired
James Kenren P (01:43:27): *twitch* YA THINK?


Nicole - Yeah, WB sucks. They want a summer release next year because they want to promote Twilight this Nov. FREAKING SUCKS. I was all psyched after watching the teaser trailer too. *huffs*

OMFG -- You guys SLAY me. I had a piece of bagel in my mouth and it nearly ended up with me choking on it!

*looks at Sarah sardonicly* I'm not even going to quote Rule #2. Just not gonna. You people are suicidal.

And it started off with Alex talking about how she found the perfect song to listen to for her latest update. (Cradle - The Rising)... and then lyrics... and then I said how David's lyrics is just wow and how I could never find words... And then Alex came up with a few good words and phrases that I'm NOT going to repeat here... then somewhere in between she said about uh.. how he is innocent in not knowing the effect he has on his fans... and I called her out on that... and she changed the words.. more apropos... and then came the uncalled for pants mention... and then the conversation progressively transgressed into things that I will not repeat lest Travis comes after me with a flaming whip. In a totally non-sexual way. I think. *blinks* I AM NOT HITTING ON TRAVIS! Christ, you people.

Hehe, Love Alex.


And um. yeah. If you haven't listened to Cradle yet. You have to. Its friggan foreplay to David's Creep. Listen to them together, and you may explode.

Seriously.

*grins impishly* I know. Got it sometime back, but I haven't listened to it back to back. And if I do now, with GAP tents and shrinking pants and other things in my head.. I may not survive. MJ and The Rising is made of so much awesome.

Agreed. I LOVE The Rising. It has become some of my favorite music on my ipod.

There's another MJ song you should download. It's called "Dangerous". Also pretty hot.

Oooh Sarah, it's yummy. Know where I can get the whole thing?

Hmm, I don't know. I have the mp3 at home but a friend sent it to me. I can email it to you tonight if you want. As for the album with other stuff on it? Um, Limewire? Or itunes?

You know... everyone has started calling you Kavi and I'm going to join in because only I should be able to use 2 letters and be special like that. Do you actually use that as a nickname?

Anyway, I think I love your introduction posts way too much. You get me giggling, and the pictures that you find. GUH.

Anyway, I'm going to stop posting so much tonight. I've gotten a little keyboard happy with this new laptop.

E-mail would be good. *nods* For whatever shitty reason, the Malaysian iTunes store only seels ipod/iphone applications. No music. I think they're adding to it slowly. I need to set up my US account. (Had one, but it went ape shit...bah.)



*snorts* EJ, you are too funny. And I figure you have your own reasons for wanting to go by a nickname, but gotta say, your real name is way pretty.

And yeah.. I have a plethora of nicknames. James, Jamie, JP, Padfoot, Paddie, KN, K, Kavi, etc. I'm a bit iffy though, when people I don't know start calling me Kavi. I mean, it's gonna happen, esp when you meet people IRL, but online esp, only people I'm comfortable with.

And WE R SPEHSHUL PPL. Not in the way that would make you need a doctor in a white coat, though. XD And I like keyboardhappy!EJ. *snortgiggles*

*goes back to calling you KN* ...I don't know if you're comfortable with me

I like keyboardhappy!EJ too ...I would have hooked a keyboard up to the Blackberry LONG ago if I'd have known she was gonna be chattychatty!EJ ...

And KN ..speak for yourself on not needing the men in white coats..they take me to my happy place...

Biyatch. And you know I say that with love. You all get free pass with the nicknames.

And ROFL! I would have totally given her those rollable silicon keyboards if I had known... hahaha.

And *huffs* you just like those men because they remind you of MFB. OHOH Christ how could I have forgotten.. in one of the tour pics... I found a HOT MFB. And it's not just my opinion. Need to dig that pic up.

I can email it to you - no prob. Be on the lookout.

Thank you Sarah. =) You're a doll. Not the creepy ass ones, but the nice ones.

Kavi Kavi Kavi Kavi Kavi Kavi !!! That's just to make up for all the times I just called you KN ..that seems so weird now so I'm glad I get a free pass ..w00t!

You know, I didn't even know silicon flexi-keyboards even existed until, literally, last night. I was going through a flyer for one of those way-too-expensive-for-my-measly-income electronics stores and saw one in there. It was like "Use with your laptop!" and I was like "Uh. Don't laptops COME with keyboards? "

Those MEN are, hello, my co-workers (minus the white coats ..we wear black ..) ..LOL ..and no, I have never met one that I could even remotely compare to MFB. Well, okay, ONE. But he only worked for us for like, a month. And he was as useless as tits on a bull. (god I love that saying ..)

A hot MFB? Yes, please do dig that pic up. And please do not throw it up when you find it. *giggles*

(texted boss to get out of that shift ..still waiting to hear back from him ...meh)

Lol all together like that, tis weird

Good point on keyboards. Dunno. Some people dont feel comfy with it. No clue.

Looking for it. It was on the lj comm and everyone was like oMG DC's bodyguard is so hot.

And *crosses fingers* hope its a positive reply!

The work situation all worked out in the wash. Much like David's pants.

I have found some of the best pics on LJ ..yet I don't have an account. I lurk. But not often. *crosses fingers you find it*

And since I started replying in reverse order, I shall continue to. I know the chant of your name was weird. But I'm weird. This is nothing new and you shouldn't have expected less from me. Hee!

How would you pronounce Kavi?

Do I get a pass on nicknames too?

We all do, EJ ..she said so!

Ah yes, the pronunciation question. I know I get irked when people pronounce even my screen name wrong ...so what is the official pronunciation of "Kavi" ..Kavi?

Yuppers EJ, ya'll do. *hands EJ a pass*

And as for my name.. lol.

KA as in Car without the R or ca in vena cava. VI as in V. ... Ergo, Kavi.

Kavidha is like KA-V-DAH. (like a duh with an a)

*laughs* And that concludes the lessons today, kiddies.

Oh, oh and for those of you that havent seen this.. .In KY, David took this girls cellphone (her friend was on the other line, listening to the conc) and sung. Seriously, that man is too precious.



Thats him reaching for it.

And video for the inherently curious.

Hehehe. Yep! That was my concert! I have my picture of it as well. I will post it when I get home.

Thanks for the lesson!

Here was my picture of the phone incident. I couldn't keep that camera straight for anything.

I paid attention to your lesson in case there's a test later. I are smrt because, that's how I assumed it was pronounced. Whee!

And. I knew EJ would have a pic as well (I think you posted it in that concert thread, no?) cause it was her concert. I thought that was just awesome of him! I have had friends call me so I could listen to concerts over the phone before but I probably would have shit kittens if the guy had actually taken the phone and sang into it. I don't know who in that instance was happier ..the girl on the other end of the phone or the girl who's phone it was. "OHMAHGAWD HE TOUCHED MY PHONE! There's David sweat all over it! I shall put it in a plastic bag and no one may EVER touch it again!" *smirks*

And, is it just me or did he almost have another wardrobe malfunction while reaching for that phone? *giggles*


EJ, I probably wouldn't have been able to keep it straight either. Which is why I need more than one concert next year. I need as many as it takes to get perfect pictures and then at least ONE where I'll leave the camera at the hotel and then, just enjoy him. LOL.

Oh ..right ..and Kavi posted a link *runs off*

*replies again after watching clip*

Yep. I'd pretty much die happy if that were me. *nods* Yes I would.

I was actually looking for myself in that video. LOL. I think the bottom of the picture cuts off pretty close to wear I was standing. From that picture, I was 5 rows behind those girls.

Wardrobe malfunction? Are you talking about the pants? Those pants are soooooo tight. LOL. Man is crazy for wearing them.

OMG how awesome. And I bet the girl on the other end about DIED when he sang to her personally -- because i Know I sure as hell would have.



Hell, I'd shit kittens (I love that phrase btw!) if he spoke to me on the phone, forget singing to me. I'd pass the fuck out.

Yes, EJ, the pants. *swoon* They just keep getting tighter and tighter ...and yum. I think he keeps wearing them because he likes the reaction he gets. He's a stud like that. *nods*

*giggles at the thought of Sarah passing out on the phone with him* ..girl, how on EARTH did you survive talking to him face to face?!? If I got him on the phone and he told me it was him, I'd be like "Shut the fuck up and stop lying to me, asshole. You. are. not. funny." ..haha ..which would be like... SUCH a great impression. Either that or I'd be like "Ohhhhh hhiiiiiiiiiii" and then become a mute. I'm not sure which is the better of the two..

You like "shitting kittens" do ya, Sarah? Well, that's my contribution to your "cracking shit up" *giggles* Who shall come up with the next great phrase?

I survived talking to him because I barely said 5 words to him. He came outside and I lost all coherent thought. I asked him to sign my picture with my silver sharpie, I told him my name when he asked and told him that it did have an H on it. I also asked him if I could have a hug. That was IT. I totally fangirled on him.

I'd probably have the same phone reaction as you...

I may have to use shitting kittens....usually I say shit a brick, but I Like shitting kittens WAY more.

Shitting kittens sounds sooooo wrong. Please no. LOL.

*giggles* EJ, just don't visualize it ...it's much funnier if you don't actually THINK of shitting kittens ...*gigglefits*

And Sarah ..I probably would have done the same as you. Actually, considering I have never met anyone famous since I was like 7 (Honeymoon Suite ..) it could go either way. Either, I would become an absolute mute ...or I would speedtalk about nothing in particular. As long as I don't crawl over the barricades and attach myself to him like a third arm, it's all good. I don't even know if I could hug the man. I might not be able to let go (it HAS happened on the rare occasion that I tell my arms to let go but they don't listen to me. I totally can't help it when it happens ...and THAT is, I guess, my biggest fear because then I'll be one of THOSE girls ..eep)

Unfortunately, I visualize everything. Ugh.

How did you get all those great pictures of David before idol?